Tuesday, December 21, 2004

This Christmas...
Let's give a little Jesus,
a thoughtful word or deed,
An act of generosity
for someone who's in need.
Let's give a little Jesus,
to everyone we meet,
The salesclerk or the server,
the person on the street.
Let's give a little Jesus,
that's what really counts,
Not what's spent or bought,
for whom, in what amount.
Let's give a little Jesus,
to everyone, large or small,
For Jesus, the Messiah,
is the greatest gift of all!
-Lisa O Engelhardt



i thrashed the world at
5:46 PM
The National Poetry Contest had come down to the final two contestants, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then they were allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word that they were given was "Timbuktu."
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan;
Men on camels, two by two
Destination Timbuktu.

The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a huntin' went.
Met three women in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
haha.



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5:45 PM

Thursday, November 11, 2004

haha.changed the song since jill didn't like it.this is the elmo song..blahblah. blip. no one remembered my bday except for joelynn,jill,and amanda.blip. i got earrings and a tortoise named fatty by the way..my sis named it..said it looked like me.-_-not funny jie. hey this blog is alive man!you know..ALIVE. yeps.



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5:30 AM

Friday, November 05, 2004

::real to me:: gotta love this one=)
Bullshit ((Showbiz)) dinners and the free champagne,men in suits who think they know it all,no-one knows me but they know my namethat's not real to me,Hotel lobby to the aeroplane,another country but they start to look the samewatch the world behind a window panethat's not real to me,
when i see my babies run,when all the madness has been and gone,I'll raise my family and live in peacenow that's what's real to mereal to me
Dying flowers in a dressing rooma dangerous time to let your head make up it's own mindgot me thinking that the spirits flownthat's not real to me,
when i see my babies run,when all the madness has been and gone,I'll raise my family and live in peacenow that's what's real to me
Picnics in the gardenand the children they can playthe first day of the summerand i laze here all the daythen we'll invite the family roundand drink some english teathen i raise up my fingerand watch football on tv
now that's what's real to me
when i see my babies run,when all the madness has been and gone,I'll raise my family and live in peacenow that's what's real to methat's what's real to mereal to me
wake up you might be dreamingwake up you might be dreaming, now



i thrashed the world at
9:30 PM

Saturday, October 23, 2004

YESBABY!!! the exams are OVER.



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5:06 AM

Thursday, October 07, 2004

woohoo...the EXAMS are comin baby! woohoo. yipeeeeee! sigh. why don't i believe myself? hjuhhuhhuh? dthis is self delusion. oh gosh my typing sucks. hrmuph. i love maths! hahaha. i hate physics but i really really really like bio and chem. therefore, science is. okay. gotta start on science EOI, history, geog, and chinese oral over weekend. which means i'm practically killing myself. AHHHH!!! the indignity of life! mugmugmugjustto goharvard.or cambridge, or WHATEVER. man. this is sad.



i thrashed the world at
6:32 PM

Thursday, September 30, 2004

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river." Poof!! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed,"God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river." Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.



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6:49 PM

Thursday, September 23, 2004

fine. fine. FINE. see i updated my blog marissa toothead. this is a post. this blog is updated. i have a life youfool. HA. this blog is not dead! happyhappyjoyjoy. you sucker. com studies is a royal waste of time. blahblahblah. I AM UPDATING THIS BLOG! -_-.



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6:49 PM